Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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