I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
How external is "for external use only"?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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