i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
one might say we're banned from that church
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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