We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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