Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'm always down for nudity.
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