maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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