I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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