Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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