JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
