Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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