I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You were trust falling into bushes
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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