Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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