For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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