It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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