only you would photoshop your dick
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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