ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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