the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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