Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We have started to decorate penises.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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