Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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