it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
i need to put some appletini on your dick
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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