I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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