She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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