So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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