i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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