Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
BRING THE BAGELS
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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