i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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