so that wasnt chicken after all
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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