I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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