stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she looked like the before picture.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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