you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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