You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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