so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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