I can tuck mytits in my pants
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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