So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
