I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
