Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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