Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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