im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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