Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Two words: nipple clamps
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