I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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