That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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