): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm at about main and main street
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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