dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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