i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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