420 ftw
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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