jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I could fuck to npr.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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