Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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