Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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