there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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