yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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