Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Randomize
