If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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